After realizing this morning that my yogurt was expired (boooooo!), I made a stop at the vending machine at work (vending machine = devil). As I was pondering my unhealthy choices, I noticed the Hostess snack cakes in Row C. “Ho Ho’s” “Ding Dongs” I thought to myself…”Sheesh self, these are some offensive snack cakes!” All these names have sexual undertones. I wonder if anyone at Hostess even realizes this? I mean, if Santa can’t say “ho ho ho” in Australia anymore, how can we still have these snack cakes? Where does it stop? Are they going to start calling cupcakes “Ta Ta’s”? They do come in packages of two. I think I should write the company.
ps: Obviously, I am wicked bored today! 
If you do write to them, please post their response!
Now that you mention it, it makes me think the phrase, “It takes a while to eat a chocodile” might be dirty. Plus, there are exactly 69 oreos in a standard package. (That’s completely made up, but I wish it were true). I also think there may have been a movie called “Little Debbie Does Dallas”…yikes! Sorry, but you’ve opened up a can of worms here, I think.
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