allimac, y’all

Convoluted ramblings direct to you from Allison’s MacBook Pro!

A simple request… February 1, 2008

Please don’t bring stinky food to work. I’m sure you’re dinner last night was fantasmically delicious, but I don’t want to smell next day garlic all afternoon. Or mustard for that matter. I absolutely loathe mustard and I can smell it’s vile odor from miles away. Vicious devil condiment! There’s a reason mustard gas is used as a chemical warfare!

Let me set the stage for you… I work in a small corporate office with about 25 other people. About 12 of us sit in one large main area, and in cubicles no less. So if someone brings in vittles from last night, we all have to smell their malodrous lunch. Today it was garlic. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of garlic. Just not in vampire-slayer proportions. Honestly, it was enough to turn my stomach.
garlic

I’m not asking for a lot here… just in leiu of your yucky smelling lunch… try bringing in something that doesn’t make me want to plug my nose. Thanks.
dr stink