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why i love dogs August 29, 2008

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Dog protected abandoned newborn, doctors say

(CNN) — A dog sheltered a newborn baby abandoned by its 14-year-old mother in a field in rural Argentina until the boy was rescued, a doctor said Friday.

A resident of a rural area outside La Plata called police late Wednesday night to say that he had heard the baby crying in a field behind his house.

The man went outside and found the infant lying beside the dog and its six newborn puppies, said Daniel Salcedo, chief of police of the Province of Buenos Aires.

The teenager was immediately given psychological treatment and was hospitalized, he said. She has said little about the incident.

The child has been transferred to a children’s hospital in La Plata, 37 miles from Buenos Aires.

The temperature was a chilly 37 degrees, Salcedo said.

The dog had apparently carried the baby 50 meters from where his mother had abandoned him to where the puppies were huddled, police said.

“She took it like a puppy and rescued it,” Salcedo said. “The doctors told us if she hadn’t done this, he would have died.

“The dog is a hero to us.”

Dr. Egidio Melia, director of the Melchor Romero Hospital in La Plata, said police showed up at the hospital at 11:30 p.m. Wednesday with the baby, who doctors say was only a few hours old.

Though the infant had superficial scratches and bruises and was bleeding from his mouth, he was in good shape, Melia said.

The next morning, the child’s mother was driven by a neighbor to the hospital and told authorities that the 8-pound, 13-ounce infant is hers, Melia said.

The teenager was immediately given psychological treatment and was hospitalized, he said. She has said little about the incident.

The child has been transferred to a children’s hospital in La Plata, 37 miles from Buenos Aires.


(I wish people were more like dogs.)

 

i don’t want to say i told you so….. August 29, 2008

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But I kinda did.

Researcher says bigfoot just a rubber gorilla suit.

Sorry kids. It wasn’t a yeti. :(

 

Sorry doodz…it’s just a shadow. August 16, 2008

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I was checking my Yahoo mail this morning and, as a former journalism student, I always browse the headlines on the Yahoo home page. Just like a bad car accident, I couldn’t look away from a featured story called “Week of Monster Madness: Two mythical creatures light up the Web.” Now, I have to put in a small disclaimer here: I totally believe there are things on this earth that can not be explained. It’s a great, big, wonderful world out there and I think it’s arrogant and moronic to think that any of us know everything about it. And I certainly hope that even after being around for gadzillions of years, that the sphere we live on still has some mystery to it. I also have to admit something really geeky about me…I totally believe in ghosts. I say this because I’ve had my own personal paranormal experiences. I guess that’s fodder for a later post and I’m not ready to open that can of worms just yet. However, despite my belief in things that go bump in the night…there are some things that I just can’t accept. One of those is Bigfoot, Yeti, Saquatch, and all his aliases. I guess it’s not that I don’t believe there might be a big, old, hairy gorilla living in the great outdoors. It’s just that I don’t think the pictures people bring back from the woods are credible evidence that this guy exists. Since the 1600’s we’ve pretty much scavenged the Americas and if there was a Yeti out there somewhere, then I’m pretty sure I would’ve seen it at a Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum somewhere. I think if we can recover bodies of 40 foot long giant squid from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean, then some rogue camper would’ve at least stumbled upon Sasquatch bones by now. But the monster chasers just keep coming back with these doctored photos that I just can’t seem to reconcile. Here are the photos released this week by some doodz deep in the Georgia woods. I’m sorry peeps, but this just looks like another hoax to me. If I’m wrong I’ll eat my words, I promise. But I was more impressed by the gorilla suit my friend/co-worker wore for Halloween a few years ago, when he chased another co-worker around who dressed as a banana. Now that was entertaining. ;)

goriila suit?
big pile of sticks?
Bigfoot?

 

I’d like to file a grievance, please. August 15, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — allison312 @ 7:16 am
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Dear red-blooded American truck driving dudz everywhere,

Please do us all a favor and remove these repulsive accessories from your vehicles immediately. I vomit in my mouth a little every time I see them. And I do not dig the aftertaste, yo. They are totally revolting and really not funny. Boy junk is not attractive and no one wants to look at it…even if it’s made of green plastic (which btw, just makes me think that you might want to see a doctor about that). No more fake junk, please. Seriously. You’re gross.

Sincerely,

Me

gross
dumb