Dear red-blooded American truck driving dudz everywhere,
Please do us all a favor and remove these repulsive accessories from your vehicles immediately. I vomit in my mouth a little every time I see them. And I do not dig the aftertaste, yo. They are totally revolting and really not funny. Boy junk is not attractive and no one wants to look at it…even if it’s made of green plastic (which btw, just makes me think that you might want to see a doctor about that). No more fake junk, please. Seriously. You’re gross.
Sincerely,
Me
