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I’d like to file a grievance, please. August 15, 2008

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Dear red-blooded American truck driving dudz everywhere,

Please do us all a favor and remove these repulsive accessories from your vehicles immediately. I vomit in my mouth a little every time I see them. And I do not dig the aftertaste, yo. They are totally revolting and really not funny. Boy junk is not attractive and no one wants to look at it…even if it’s made of green plastic (which btw, just makes me think that you might want to see a doctor about that). No more fake junk, please. Seriously. You’re gross.

Sincerely,

Me

gross
dumb

 

5 Responses to “I’d like to file a grievance, please.”

  1. Sarah Says:

    I’ve seen these too. I have the same feeling about them that you do. When I first saw it I wasn’t sure what I was seeing, but then I saw them for a second, third, fourth and fifth time.

    That’s just too many times.

  2. allison312 Says:

    Oh no! I thought maybe it was just a Kentucky/Ohio hillbilly thing! Lol! They are truly awful. Who sits around and thinks up this stuff anyway? Blech.

  3. Allison Says:

    I just saw one of those blue ball things (the toy, not actual blue balls) on a truck for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Unfortunately, I didn’t know what they were and I asked my passenger what they were….which was my dad…which was very embarrassing to have my dad explain what the toy was.

    I have to agree, please rid the world of these things.

  4. allison312 Says:

    Lol! Well, at least it wasn’t your daughter asking what they were. I wouldn’t even know where to begin on that one! Oy.

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